Tag: humor
member name: Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer
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April 20, 2006 08:21 PM EDT --
Dazed preoccupation, glowing skin, picture in hand to remind her he wasn't a dream, giggles and visible jitters. She showed all the classic signs of a girl who had lost her heart and mind . . .
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April 22, 2006 08:18 PM EDT --
For those of us sentenced to Catholic school, back-to-school shopping promised few thrills beyond walking to Kresges with all the neighborhood . . .
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July 20, 2009 04:20 PM EDT --
My fake flowers are dead. That should tell you all you need to know about my green thumb.
Still, I decided to rent space and plant my first garden this year. It made sense to me because I . . .
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July 03, 2007 09:28 PM EDT --
Since no one has published a Good-bye, I'm Out of Here article this week, and I live with one foot out the door and a shipload of reasons I should leave, I will bite the bullet and write the next they-done-me-wrong-and-I-need-some-lovin' . . .
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March 06, 2006 02:18 AM EST --
If morals and values jump off the bridge will you follow? I thought you had more class, class. Can't any word stand on principle any more?
Maybe you don't receive the attention you once . . .
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February 15, 2007 08:54 PM EST --
We are twenty-four hours past the second night of American Idol post auditions and still have no report from Jake S., Gather's unofficial-but-widely-respected-and-anxiously-anticipated American . . .
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October 06, 2007 01:55 PM EDT --
I dedicate this article to Peter Wimsey because Ron B. said Peter is the father of Gather's Creative History genre, and I believe him. "C.H. is intended to reflect your knowledge of a topic," . . .
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May 13, 2006 04:06 PM EDT --
Dear Girl In the Red Convertible,
I know you haven't seen me in thirty-three years but something tells me you remember me as well . . .
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October 31, 2006 11:24 AM EST --
I haven't finished part two of the Girls Gone A Little Wild Series and will be away part of the day, so I thought I would publish something entertaining in the meantime. I chose Jackie L.'s, The . . .
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November 01, 2006 11:46 PM EST --
(Day One Here)
It was close to five by the time we exhausted decent choices and found a vacancy in what could have been (with a few updates) the Bates Motel, convinced the drunk behind the counter to . . .
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February 27, 2007 12:49 AM EST --
This child is not distraught because it is 39 degrees outside and she has no clothes. Nor is she concerned . . .
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January 09, 2009 05:50 PM EST --
In case I start spending twenty-four hours a day on Gather instead of the usual twenty, I thought I would explain. After today, I might not leave the house again. Ever.
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November 22, 2006 06:01 PM EST --
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Sherry and Karen perched on the bed with mirrors and cosmetics bags, prepared for another big day of soap operas and beauty treatments. Rhonda angled the television screen . . .
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October 29, 2006 02:20 PM EST --
We were too old, flat chested, and boring to be real Girls Gone Wild, even if we had wanted. Besides, this happened in the days when college students, not under-chaperoned high schoolers, comprised . . .
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August 30, 2007 10:16 PM EDT --
Because I have been remiss in keeping up with this group and because so much time has passed since the group was created, the description on the front page lost satirical value and the purpose of the groups . . .
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March 02, 2009 10:41 AM EST --
When I saw the challenge, I knew it would not be easy to identify the absolute worst day of my life. But Ruth asks so little of her friends that I was determined to give her a most dedicated . . .
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August 14, 2006 05:05 PM EDT --
I shared my childhood experience, knowing she would ignore me the same as I had shunned those who tried to warn me. Glasses and braces . . .
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July 28, 2006 10:57 PM EDT --
FIND THESE NAMES IN THE GRID BELOW:
Johnny5000, Lyrical, Hannah, Aileen, Auntie, Blake, Donna, EB, Frick, John, Lee, Lorraine, Nancy, Scott, Tina, What
(bonus points if anyone finds Liz and Pearl, . . .
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November 01, 2006 01:13 PM EST --
Thank you so much for giving me permission to do so.
I had a very interesting evening on Gather last night. I am relatively new to the community and I had the impression that it was a place for intellectuals, . . .
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April 21, 2006 03:53 PM EDT --
I would drop to my knees and deliver the most heart-felt apology ever if I thought it would change anything. But the damage is done, and . . .
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